Caller:
Oh hello, I'm calling to sell a plan for Telstra, Sorry Optus. It's a very good plan, i'm sure you'd be interested what phone do you have right now?
Me:
You don't seem to be sure what plan you're trying to sell here.
Caller:
It's cheap. Very cheap plan. A dollar a month. A dollar a day.
Me:
A dollar a day?!?!
Caller:
Yes. So cheap maybe you want to suck my dick.
Me:
I don't think anyone would want to do that.
Caller:
Oh I'm sure they do.
Me:
I'm sure you're 12
Caller:
I'm sure you're 9
Me:
I'm sure I'm older than that but you have a good day..
